Yes, I’m still alive don’t worry. I just suck at being here. Plus I’d probably just whine over missing Miu since I haven’t seen him in ages and I feel like a whiny little whore of a fiance.


send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

  • shops for groceries
  • kills the spiders
  • comes home drunk at 3am
  • makes breakfast
  • remembers to feed the fish
  • decorates the apartment
  • initiates duets
  • falls asleep first
Pssssh… Maybe a little bit… That’s actually a very valid point, it seems you have gained some common sense in your absence, well done, man, well done.

Or a lot~ And I know right? Hopefully that common sense will stick and I won’t be such a dumbass… I somehow doubt it.

You’re officially no longer a part of my family, I can accept Aho-tan and Baka-kun, but that’s my limit.

Oh hush, you love me and you know how biased I am to him. Plus he’s the one with his lips around my cock so if I say someone is cuter I’ll lose that appendage.

I’m the cutest thing to grace the planet in the history of ever.

Wrong, the cutest thing on the planet is Miu… Followed closely by the fool.. You’re like, 4th. After Aho.

Silly, but are you a guy or gal?